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TIME's Commie Nag of the Year Can Go Pound Sand

Kurt Schlichter, Townhall

We’re all supposed to fall over ourselves over Pippi Longnagging – at least that’s what our betters command – yet it’s unclear why. Teenagers are notoriously ignorant, and ones spewing recycled Marxism are the worst of all. But the idea is not that this tiresome truant is some visionary thinker. The idea is to leverage her youth and awkwardness to keep you from speaking the indisputable truth that she’s a weird brat who presses for an ideology that butchered 100 million people in the last century. And now, she is hinting she wants to run up that score. The kid is a fanatic, and though that’s no fault of her own – she is still spewing bloodstained poison.