Will the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come Visit Joe Biden on his final Christmas as president?
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
For those wondering whether senile Joe Biden evolved during his four years as president, here’s a look back to a satire/parody piece I put together for Christmas in 2020, titled “Joe Biden and Kamala Harris star in ‘A Campaign Christmas Carol’”:
https://www.conservativehq.com/post/joe-biden-and-kamala-harris-star-in-a-campaign-christmas-carol (link)
Here’s an excerpt:
“The ghostly Kennedy then nearly tripped over his chains as he yanked open a window and poured himself out onto the snowy lawn below -- a fifteen foot drop -- landing with a loud thud. Joe heard a lot of moaning and groaning outside in the spirit world, a sound Biden was familiar with from having participated in whole caucus conference calls in his senate days. Joe quickly slammed the opening shut. Silence returned to the room and Joe surmised it had merely been a nightmare, perhaps brought on by an undercooked morsel of beef or a fragment of an underdone potato at dinner. ‘Dr. Jill is an awful cook! YUCK!’ he thought. Teddy Kennedy was more gravy than grave. Humbug!
“Just then, the clock struck one. As Joe laid his head down on his pillow to accept what he considered a well-deserved rest, a flash of light lit up the room and a translucent figure appeared in the center of the space. Biden squinted to detect an identity. A human form for sure, the ghostly being looked a lot like Michael Dukakis, though he had much grayer and thinner hair than Biden remembered the one-time Democrat presidential candidate had, and long gone was the unibrow the Greek card-carrying member of the ACLU once sported so proudly.”
https://www.conservativehq.com/post/joe-biden-and-kamala-harris-star-in-a-campaign-christmas-carol (link)
--I haven’t re-read the story since its publication after the 2020 election – and before the infamous January 6, 2021 tourism riot took place – so it came as a smidgen of a surprise to see how little Senile Joe has learned from his experiences as the leader of the free world. In short, he did not become a better man. Neither did Kamala Harris become a better woman.
One note – all of the predictions at the end of the story are the same as they appeared at time of publication. I forecasted Donald J. Trump’s return to politics, and his 2024 victory!
Yes, you could see it coming from a mile away.
The story is long, but well worth checking out to see how the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Merry Christmas!
Enjoy.
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